The Neoborn Caveman Show | humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music

Neoborn Caveman asks why anyone still wants to be free inside a system that replaced customers with consumers, hard work with connections, and open space with a digital cage. NC starts with the On This Day segment with the 1905 October Manifesto, the Bosphorus Bridge, Muhammad Ali’s rope-a-dope in Kinshasa, and the fact that the Vikings reached America before Columbus. Then, in the health segment he talks about a Canadian study links high ultra-processed food intake to silent brain damage and memory problems in healthy middle-aged adults. After he goes on how Chili’s served margaritas with industrial degreaser. Later NC remembers Patrick Stewart. Then a short election note and Nancy Pelosi attacks progressive Democrats. Neoborn talks about Björn Harms’ Der Asylkomplex describing Germany’s migration system as a multi-billion-euro self-sustaining market of subsidies and prolonged cases. NC then reminds everyone what warmongering government are capable of, like the 16 December 1914 German raid on Scarborough, Hartlepool and Whitby that British intelligence and Winston Churchill allowed as bait, then used for recruitment propaganda.

Music guests: D & the HelloWeeners, Inoxidables, Reverend Genes, The Speed of Sound, pMad, Carlyle

Chapters

00:00:05 On This Day: October Manifesto, Bosphorus Bridge, Muhammad Ali, and the Vikings

00:08:20 Music: D & the HelloWeeners - Funnel Of Love

00:10:26 Wealth, connections, and personal responsibility

00:19:16 Music: Inoxidables - Vendra la noche

00:22:44 Neo-feudal consumerism and the digital cage

00:46:05 Music: Reverend Genes - Everyday People

00:49:15 Ultra-processed food and silent brain damage

00:54:30 Music: The Speed of Sound - From Cradle To The Stars

00:56:51 Chili’s serves industrial degreaser

00:58:58 Music: pMad - Missing

01:01:39 Remembering Patrick Stewart

01:05:41 Music: Neoborn Caveman - Counterfeit Love

01:08:30 Nancy Pelosi, the uniparty, and elect better people

01:11:25 Music: Carlyle - Without the Weed

01:15:16 Migration as Germany’s most profitable business

01:21:47 Music: Neoborn Caveman - I Will Miss Your Morning Star

Key Takeaways

• Misery is not caused by others; it is the result of how a person chooses to feel and act.
• The 1950s shift from customer to consumer locked people into a neo-feudal technocratic system that treats freedom as optional.
• Women in the highest ultra-processed food group showed nearly twice the signs of brain damage compared with those in the lowest group.
• The Chili’s incident shows how an unmarked industrial container in a bar can reach customers without any visible difference from salt or sugar.
• Organizations that receive migration subsidies become the main lobbyists for keeping the numbers high once the funding depends on it.
• British intelligence knew the Scarborough raid was coming and chose not to prevent it so the civilian deaths could be used for recruitment.

Sound Bites

• “If you think wealth is theft, then you are a communist.”
• “It’s all on us. When consumerism entered in the 50s, that was the final nail in the coffin of America.”
• “Know your farmers. This show always emphasizes: know your farmers.”
• “Remember, when you are told that you have to fight a war, a false-flag will happen.”
• “Trust yourself, God and the people around you and never listen to the naysayers, especially if that voice comes from the inside.”

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Keywords Why Do You Want to Be Free, Neoborn Caveman, personal responsibility, neo-feudal, technocracy, consumerism, digital cage, ultra-processed food, Canadian study, stroke risk, memory problems, Chili’s Grill and Bar, industrial degreaser, Patrick Stewart, Picard, Nancy Pelosi, uniparty, elect better people, Björn Harms, Der Asylkomplex, migration crisis, Scarborough, Hartlepool, Whitby, Winston Churchill, false flag, 1914, trust yourself, know your farmers, de-education, connections, social mobility, Nicholas II, October Manifesto, Bosphorus Bridge, Muhammad Ali, John Adams, Vikings

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

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Neoborn Caveman is back with a live radio show on a new kind of colonialism: when food, real water and health only come if you pay, you are already living in a prison of consumer dependence, with nothing but the illusion of choices. From there NC runs through relabeled oils and hidden ingredients, On This Day Today, and the Moflin AI pet sold as a stand-in for a real guinea pig. After the first music break, Neoborn turns to health care run by algorithm. Michael Edgerley, a Medicare patient, has his steroid injection denied by prior authorization and approved only seven weeks after it was prescribed, while the program is paid up to 25% of the savings it generates. There is a tangle of contractors, offshore vendors, shell companies and private-equity owners: corporatism, not capitalism.

He also introduces his forthcoming book, Homo Eugenicus - The Redesigned Human, on a century of eugenics and transhumanism. Later on come Amazon photographing your house, seven million Ray-Ban Meta glasses recording everyone around the owner, and robots trained on those recordings to take over jobs.

Our replacement is already happening, and NC asks why the burden of protection falls on us. Near the end, the gut microbiome gets its own health segment: antibiotics, keystone microbes, yogurt, kefir and kimchi. He closes on listener quotes, from Gramsci to Friedman, and on free-stuff politics, burning books and immortal government programs.

Music guests: Neoborn Caveman, Carlyle, Inoxidables, Big Sexy, Van Hechter

00:00:00 The New Colonialism: If You Pay, It's a Prison

00:09:18 On This Day Today: Manhattan Project, Phantom, Joan Rivers

00:11:14 Moflin the AI Pet vs. a Real Guinea Pig

00:14:44 MUSIC: Neoborn Caveman - Counterfeit Love

00:17:02 Medicare and the Algorithm

00:20:00 Michael Edgerley and the Seven-Week Delay

00:26:30 Who Decides: Vertex, Shells, Private Equity

00:33:29 The Redesigned Human: Homo Eugenicus

00:37:17 MUSIC: Carlyle - Without the Weed

00:40:59 Amazon Photographs Your House

00:42:30 Seven Million Ray-Ban Metas, Robots Learning You

00:45:14 The Last Generation to Own a Job

00:49:18 No Way to Opt Out

00:55:12 MUSIC: Inoxidables - Vendra la Noche

00:58:21 Health Segment: Microbiome and Antibiotics

01:03:14 Yogurt, Kefir and Kimchi

01:05:00 MUSIC: Big Sexy - Hiding in Romeo

01:08:19 Reactions: Gramsci, Free Stuff, Friedman, Burning Books, Immortal Government Programs

01:16:25 MUSIC: Van Hechter - Boy Problems

Key Takeaways

• If you can only access food, real water and health by paying for them, you are already living in a prison.
• We have the illusion of choices.
• We have corporatism, not capitalism. And corporatism is totalitarian.
• Seven million Ray-Ban Meta glasses sold in 2025 means seven million cameras recording everyone around the owner.
• A healthy microbiome means good immunity and low risk of disease. Antibiotics can wipe out keystone microbes.
• You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.

Sound Bites

"Guess what? You are being colonized and your colon cancer is ready to take over."

"It's not life, it's a prison."

"We are the livestock. We are being harvested right now."

"It's not capitalism, it's corporatism."

"Private equity is the worst the 21st century can offer to humanity."

"We are the last generation to own a job."

"Why should it be on us to protect ourselves from this invasion?"

"Our replacement is already happening."

"I think the joke is us that we still allow this."

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Keywords: Healed Again, The Neoborn Caveman Show, new colonialism, consumerism, Medicare, prior authorization, Michael Edgerley, More Perfect Union, private equity, Ray-Ban Meta, surveillance, robotics, The Redesigned Human, Homo Eugenicus, microbiome, kimchi

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NC opens with a cooking segment, sharing how he makes smashed potato cakes while critiquing Disney and the idea of enchantment, connecting storytelling and entertainment to his concerns about spiritual influence and cultural values. Next Neoborn discusses losing the ability to enjoy ordinary pleasures, the effects of habitual anger and distraction, and the importance of honesty, meaningful goals, and choice over one’s time. He then connects personal freedom to the larger systems he questions, discussing wildfires, smart-city plans, data centers, surveillance, transhumanism, eugenics, and the expansion of subscription-based products and services. Independence starts with building community, knowing local providers, sharing knowledge, repairing useful items, and keeping physical books and tools. He also discusses a recalled baby sleep product and access to medical care. pMad, the Irish correspondent returns. Later, NC recounts the history of Saint Bernard rescue dogs and reflects on privacy, family, education, and resilience.

Key takeaways

• A good life needs both everyday enjoyment and meaningful goals; neither distraction nor merely getting through the day is enough.
• People have less freedom when necessity and others’ demands leave them little control over how they spend their time.
• Community strengthens independence by making it possible to share practical knowledge, resources, and support.
• Repairing useful items and preserving books, tools, and physical resources reduces reliance on constant replacement.
• Choosing what to buy, maintain, and share affects how dependent people become on products and services controlled by others.
• Habitual anger, doomscrolling, and screen dependence can displace direct experience, relationships, and simple pleasures.
• Irish storytelling and seasonal customs preserve cultural memory and a connection between generations.
• Protecting children and other vulnerable people is a basic responsibility of families and society.

Chapters

00:00:10 — Cooking smashed potatoes; food choices lead into Disney, enchantment, and cultural influence

00:09:51 — Music: Reverend Genes - There's Something

00:12:00 — Enjoyment, anger, self-honesty, personal freedom, and control over one’s time

00:22:12 — Music: Kim Kondrashoff - Let the Madness Begin

00:25:20 — Wildfires, smart-city plans, directed-energy weapon claims, data centers, and corporate power

00:35:43 — Community, mutual support, and spiritual attunement

00:38:42 — Music: Inoxidables - Vendra la noche

00:41:51 — Anagrams and Peter Thiel lead into transhumanism, surveillance, eugenics, and consumerism

00:52:19 — Music: The Greeting - Over

00:55:31 — Chamomile tea, a recalled baby sleep product, and children’s safety

01:03:10 — pMad on Irish storytelling, seasonal traditions, and cultural heritage

01:05:09 — Music: pMad - Missing

01:08:05 — Brain chips and subscriptions lead into medical care, corporate concentration, repair, and self-reliance

01:28:03 — Music: XS - Lovesick

01:31:18 — Saint Bernard dogs, mountain rescue, and the monks’ tradition of helping travelers

01:38:52 — Music: Neoborn Caveman - I Will Miss Your Morning Star

01:42:00 — The “dead internet,” community, and commentary on society, family, privacy, and education

01:53:44 — Closing reflections and encouragement

01:54:44 — Music: Neoborn Caveman - I Wanna Live and Love Free

01:54:44 — Closing music

Sound bites

“We all need to have big things in our lives.”

“Freedom starts when you can decide what you can do with your own time.”

“If you can’t enjoy the fresh wind and rain on your face, you have a problem.”

“What nobody can take away from you is your bond, is your relationship, connection to your community.”

“Why do you want to destroy the planet when you can fix it?”

“Being rich means you have real food, real water, real air, real soil and most importantly real people around you.”

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Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman examines the truth behind the US strike on Shajareh Tayyebeh, the Good Tree school in Minab, southern Iran. This is the breaking file: an AI targeting system on outdated intelligence, the military industrial complex that put that software in the chair, and a UN finding of reasonable grounds for war crimes Washington will not sit for. He will not give the country away and he will not hang a soldier for a program. He stays with who decided, and with the fact that the same stack already points inland.

Key Takeaways

• The Good Tree school in Minab was struck. The official line is contradicted reality: an AI targeting on outdated intelligence.
• The military industrial complex paid for the software that bombed children.
• A UN investigation found reasonable grounds that Minab and a second US attack that day were war crimes.
• The program does not show the mistake until it is late, even then, leaders will hide facts.
• What was done there can be done inside America.

Sound Bites

• “It was not the military, it was not people. It was the AI.”
• “And it's very challenging not to go deeper into what happened in Gaza with the 20,000 children.”
• “There are no soldiers who would ever hurt children, that’s for sure.”
• “Never ever allow non-human components decide for you.”
• “The only trust would be truth.”
• “Who should decide over children’s life?”
• “We, humans, will always be better than non-humans and their machines.”

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Keywords: The Good Tree, Shajareh Tayyebeh, Minab, Iran, 28 February 2026, US strike, AI targeting, 123 children, military industrial complex, The Neoborn Caveman Show

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman opens on a quarter century after 9/11. He starts on the city of New York knowing the air was toxic, asbestos in the dust, the cancer rate jumping, and officials at that time calling lower Manhattan safe so as not to create panic. From there NC looks at Building 7 announced on the BBC while the tower was still standing, at Oklahoma and the events that came before, and at a country that became the most surveilled on earth, the land of the free turned land of the fee and fines. After that Neoborn talks about 9/11 left out of the classroom, about walking Ground Zero, and about stopping work and the shops when children are hurt. Later he welcomes William Dough of Goodbru, because on this show sovereignty needs a healthy body and a free mind. They stay on the food system that leaves a person able to think only of being sick, on parents against a school built for obedience, on reflux handled with proton pump inhibitors, on a scoop of inulin and Bacillus coagulans you can stir into coffee, and on GMO microbes already being written as the next layer. He closes on body, mind, and spirit as one piece, and on America still able to realign if the people in it are well enough to do it.

Music guests: Inoxidables

00:00:00 Remembered for... Twenty-Five Years After 9/11

00:27:49 Inoxidables

00:31:17 William Dough, Goodbru, and the Gut-Brain Question

Key Takeaways

• The city of New York knew the air after 9/11 was toxic. Asbestos was in the dust. Cancer rates jumped.
• The BBC called Building 7 before it came down.
• 9/11 did not stand alone. The most surveilled country on earth was built in the back of it.
• Land of the free is land of the fee and fines.
• Schools do not teach 9/11. Families still can.
• Hurting children is worse than cancer.
• Sovereignty needs a healthy body and a free mind.
• A sick person thinks only of being sick.
• Homeschool, books, and neighbors still sit with the parent. The public school still trains obedience.
• Goodbru is a functional food: organic inulin plus a natural Bacillus coagulans spore that survives heat.
• Proton pump inhibitors do not cure reflux.
• Ten to twenty percent of Americans live with chronic constipation.
• GMO probiotics are already being written as the next layer.
• A healthier society is a less violent society.

Sound Bites

• “You remember where you were? I do. I did not pilot a plane, of course.”
• “It was never about 72 virgins. It was about 72 raisins.”
• “Do you remember SNAP? I got the power!”
• “What if the state of our gut is actually shaping the state of our culture?”
• “When you get sick, basically the only thing you think about is being sick.”
• “Your gut microbiome is more unique than your thumbprint.”
• “Don’t give ideas to these globalists who will check.”
• “Isn’t it ridiculous that that is something to heal the world, give a fighting chance for people, and then, no, you can’t get it because we say so?”
• “Being the healthier society is going to be a less violent society.”
• “EU is the new Soviet Union.”

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Remember: you are worthy, you are amazing, you are one of a kind!

Keywords: Remembered for..., 9/11, Ground Zero, Building 7, New York, asbestos, surveillance, land of the fee and fines, sovereignty, William Dough, Goodbru, gut-brain, food system, Bacillus coagulans, proton pump inhibitors, GMO probiotics, Inoxidables, The Neoborn Caveman Show

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.